 | VoicePost  292K 1:15
| “Oh man, I was over at Josh and Sarah's on Saturday. You know, just hanging out with a couple of buds, and they have these new Doritos, right?
And the new Doritos slogan is none other than "Now Better Tasting". What the fuck? I mean, seriously. What advertising executive ass-clown came up with that one? How much are these fuckers getting paid? Like six figures, right? A couple of thousand large, and the best they could come up with is "Now Better Tasting"? I mean, what was that board meeting like?
"You know, Bob, I'm having second thoughts about this 'Now Less Crappy' motto of ours."
"Oh! Oh! I know! How about, 'Now Better Tasting'?"
"Oh Bob, you're a genius! Let me suck your dick!"
Mother fucker! I mean, seriously. Give me a million dollar deal, and I'm pretty sure I could come up with a better slogan than 'Now Better Tasting'.
Like:
Doritos - Now 75% less likely to give you AIDS!
Doritos - Better than eating out a chick with pubic lice.
Doritos - Jay Leno is totally not our spokesperson anymore.
Doritos - It ain't gonhorrea!
Doritos - That chick you used to date? Totally a raging cockmonger.
I mean, man, whatever. Ahh, I can't wait to hear someone try and transcribe this on LiveJournal. It's like, "Is 'ass-clown' one word or two? And do you hyphenate 'cockmonger'?"
I'm out. Peace!” Transcribed by: dedos |
Ah, I sound totally dorky! But whatever! It's not like that's a big secret. No more voice posts when my nose is all plugged up from allergies!